This is just another smoking soon to be dumpster fire, like pretty much every other attempt at this. Sadly, you'd think the folks that flail and whine about 'negativity', among other things would also be flailing by the utter shit that's about to be produced, because that's an inevitable eventualit...

Tidbit to make this seem legitimate, Barely veiled fabricated sniping Ball patting to attempt to balance that last one Completely fabricated ball patting. Good to see things are back to normal at the Ab. I’ll start adjusting accordingly. My Good Sir, you are more than welcome to send me rebuttals! ...

Well, well, well! Over the course of the week I kept my ear to the ground (as if I had a choice being so close to the earth) for juicy bits and pieces! It's not much, but it is a start! Remember that dead men tell all sorts of tales, so give me anything and everything. Anniversary coming up? A wedd...

In my haste I erred in leaving my mailing address! Please, send me your dirt, bones, secrets and stories! I shall unearth them for all to see like the treasures they are!

They say dead men tell no tales, but they do, they do! I've seen it all as a gravedigger; wives sitting in their chairs as the priest gives the final farewell, while the woman they actually loved is hiding next to a tree under dark sunglasses, bawling her eyes out. Spawns fighting over property the...