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Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:16 pm
by Seyda
In search of one veterinarian to support an ever growing menagerie of animals because every woman in my damn life requires this.

Must be able to support a variety of domestic and exotic animals including, but not limited to, wolves, elephants, ligers, honey badgers, giraffes, elephants, pandas, llamas, pigs, alpacas, rabbits, as of yet unnamed “small, furry animals,” possibly a lion, and anything the hell else they can dream of having.

Package includes salary, dental, and PTO.

Must be able to handle a cranky ass blonde supervisor whose directives will be similar to “I don’t fucking care, just fix it,” and copious bitching about supply costs as money is being moved into the expense account.

Please PM with interest.

Edited to add the animals I am missing.

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:20 pm
by ladypeacek
You forgot Daisy, the pig. And the alpacas.

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:20 pm
by drew
Lol

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:23 pm
by Annabelle
And rabbits. Possibly a lion.

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:25 pm
by Seyda
!!!!!

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:12 am
by ophelia
This is easy

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:33 am
by Rubi Roo
Annabelle wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:23 pm
And rabbits. Possibly a lion.
We are not a pet!

Re: Veterinarian Needed

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:40 am
by Annabelle
Rubi Roo wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:33 am
Annabelle wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:23 pm
And rabbits. Possibly a lion.
We are not a pet!
I know you’re not a pet! I’m talking about my pet rabbit, Lynx.