The purpose of this article is to assist those who are vaguely interested in the auctions but can't be bothered to go the venue themselves, or if those just tired of sorting through all the information there. What follows is a breakdown of the need-to-know information, including rules, standards, and who's doing what without the fluff.
First the rules, but simplified*:
- Slaves are allowed three stipulations - what they will not do - but this seems to be very fluid this year, with some slaves outlining multiple "hard limits" and going on at length about it to fit in as much into these three things as possible.
- There are two events running simultaneously: the silent auctions, which take place over a week, and the live auctions.
- 10% of your bids need to be paid to staff; the rest goes to the slaves.
- Failure to abide by rules results in Julia shoving a banhammer up your ass - and yes, you have to pay if you want her to do that anyways.
Next, we will provide an analysis of the slaves, separated by gender and whether they are "pleasure" or "company" slaves. For the purposes of this article, a pleasure slave is willing to do both. We will also provide a brief summary of each slave.
MALE - PLEASURE
- Alistair, AKA Who the hell is this guy?
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: Three paragraphs of fluff that amount to no hall activity, no bank activity, no disfigurement, no attacking others, no "servicing" men.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no disfigurement, and no pegging.
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: None.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no disfigurement.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No bank activity, no scat, no bodily fluids in/on/around his person, no non-con or "dub-con" because apparently this society now uses the linguistics of anime and fanfiction obsessed teenagers.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, resources and weapons will remain his own (loopholes, anybody?), and safeword: pineapples.
- This slave has not posted any information.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no scat, no weapon activity.
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: No city events (i.e. the grid), no scat.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No coin activity, no weapon activity, no hall activity, no sexual activity without Dahlia's consent.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no weapon activity.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No severing, no attacking, no spending his coin, don't be boring, no "My Little Pony, two girls one cup bullshit."
- Length of service: 168 hours spent together.
Stipulations: No bank activity and keep it hygienic.
- Length of service: One week.
MALE - COMPANY
- Ira, AKA I'm The Cool Nobody, Guys
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No sexual activity, no eating feces, no bank activity.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No sexual activity, no hall activity, no bank activity.
- Length of service: One week.
FEMALE - PLEASURE
- Julia
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: Reservation of the right to say no to anything. Is it just me or is she missing the point of this thing?
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, and no disfigurement.
- Length of service: One week, though two weeks can be "spoken about."
Stipulations: No using resources, no binding, keep it hygienic.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no weapon activity, no disfigurement/permanent wounds, no bodily fluids besides cum and blood allowed to touch her.
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no access to her resources, Safeword: CarrotStick. I'm not entirely sure how safewords became a stipulation, but hey - fucking millennials, amirite?
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: Nothing permanent, which apparently includes damage, lineage, coin, property, piercings, and tattoos, no bodily fluid exchange besides cum and blood, no fighting.
- Length of service: Negotiable pending price.
Stipulations: No permanent damage, no body modifications, "what is mine remains mine" (a lot of people actually have this, can someone please explain what the actual fuck this is supposed to mean?), reservation of the right to say no to anything, no hall activity, no bodily fluids, no public humiliation.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: Resources off limits, no hall activity, and the right to say no to anything - because fuck it, once there's a bandwagon everyone wants to jump on it.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No bodily fluids besides blood, nothing permanent - includes coin, vials, lineage, and scars, and safeword: Foliage.
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: No permanent bodily damage or modification, reservation of the right to say no to anything, including but not limited to hall activity, bodily fluids, and public humiliation, and what is hers remains in her possession.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No bank activity, no hall activity, no attacking other people.
- Length of service: Price dependent, but not outlined.
Stipulations: No permanent disfigurement, "belongings" remain hers, no hall activity.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: Coin and weapons remain hers, no hall activity, no disfigurement.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No using coin or weapons, no hall activity, nothing "degrading" - oh honey, you must be new.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No hall activity, nothing using her resources, and nothing "on a BDSM sheet" --- question, what if it's an S&M sheet?
- Length of service: Price dependant.
Stipulations: Subject to change if you try some "disgusting, foul shit", starting bid of 75K, no sexual activity for less than 300K, no binding for less than 3mil.
- Length of service: Two weeks.
Stipulations: No Fear Factor or Jackass stunts, nothing humiliating, nothing permanent, nothing that uses her resources.
- Length of service: One week.
FEMALE - COMPANY
- Ezra, AKA My Chick Bad, The Best One, Spend All Your Money Here, Folks
- Length of service: Two weeks
Stipulations: No sexual activity, no overt BDSM elements, no hall activity, and any resource usage must be compensated for.
- Length of service: One week.
Stipulations: No hall activity, no bank activity, no weapon activity, no sexual contact, BDSM scenes require a safe word.
- Length of service: Two weeks
COUPLE
- Brom & Rosa
- Length of service: Seven sessions within four weeks.
Stipulations: All sessions held with both partners. None others outlined.
- Length of service: Seven sessions within four weeks.
FORMER SLAVES - LAST SOLD FOR
- AnnaMolly - 250,000
Lorrana - 450,000
Daciana - 550,000
Xedanis - 300,000
Drayden - 80,000
Brom - 105,000
Vetras - 460,000
Brom & Rosa - 100,000
Liander & Inu - 420,000
THE MOST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK (see what I did there?)
- TWO WEEK SLAVES
- Xedanis
Lorrana
Drusilla
AnnaMolly
Peyton
Danica Rayne
Leiren
Smerberous
Ezra
- Xedanis
- PRICE DEPENDANT SLAVES - ORDERED BY MOST WEEKS/COIN
- Sacred Harte
Brom
Airey
Arallara
Liander
- Sacred Harte
NUMBER OF SLAVES WHO EXCEEDED THREE STIPULATIONS: Technically 15, but really this boils down to a debate about the letter of the law versus the spirit of it. Every slave has numbered their stipulations, but I've extrapolated from the fluff to bring you the basics, and the problem is how everyone wants to word theirs and how we can all get away with shoving five stipulations into one so long as we just number our paragraphs.
This brings up an interesting point, which is that either the limits on stipulations need to be done away with entirely or enforced better. What constitutes a single stipulation? Apparently, that's a very vague definition. Another question is whether the auctions have lost their spirit - while it has never been a secret that sex sells, there used to be some level of danger and fear in going up on the block, which has evaporated entirely. What are your thoughts on these matters? Tell us in the comments below.