100 Dialogue Prompts

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Seppuku
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Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:33 pm

Pick a number (or use Google's number generator) and write something using that line of dialogue. 1000 words max.

1. “Ma’am, is this your dog?”
2. “No, it’s really not that complicated. He’s a bad person.”
3. “Hey… what’s wrong with your face?”
4. “The king is missing.”
5. “Ah yes, come in. Close the door behind you.”
6. “How could you do this to me?”
7. “Um, sorry. That one’s not for sale.”
8. “You’ve got thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”
9. “Ain’t nobody ever told you who your real daddy is?”
10. “I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m on your side.”
11. “Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.”
12. “Just sit around and cry, then. I don’t have that luxury.”
13. “I’m sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
14. “That’s the nice thing about telling the truth. You don’t have nearly as much to keep track of.”
15. “Of course we’re best friends. No one else would put up with our shenanigans.”
16. “That’s the least of your worries.”
17. “You look a lot different from your profile picture.”
18. “Do you trust me?”
19. “You found it on the beach? You know, when most people take a walk on the beach, they pick up seashells.”
20. “Sir. This is for children only.”
21. “I haven’t tried this on a human yet, but it should be very similar.”
22. “What? I meant it as a compliment.”
23. “Who put this in my coat pocket?”
24. “I can’t do this any more.”
25. “You think you’re so good-looking, but deep down, you’re the kind of ugly that PhotoShop can’t fix.”
26. “I know you did your best, but it just wasn’t enough.”
27. “Even if I could stop it, I wouldn’t.”
28. “You have got to see this.”
29. “Guess who made the evening news?”
30. “I don’t really think of myself as a thief…”
31. “Are you just going to keep walking by my house or are you going to come in?”
32. “We do things a little differently in the 21st century.”
33. “Please return to your assigned seat.”
34. “Dude. It’s 3 in the morning.”
35. “I can’t believe I used to think he was attractive.”
36. “Actually, you are speaking to the manager.”
37. “Where are your clothes?”
38. “Well, this contest isn’t going to rig itself.”
39. “Hi, I’m calling about your ad?”
40. “I can’t believe I’m telling you this.”
41. “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
42. “I am only telling the truth when I say that you have not behaved completely as a gentleman in this matter.”
43. “I thought we were friends!”
44. “That’s not a good look.”
45. “It’s a genetic trait, but it’s exceptionally rare.”
46. “I love you, but I don’t even think I know who you really are.”
47. “She’s evil, but she does have a point there.”
48. “I didn’t know you could talk.”
49. “Sweetie, what were you thinking?”
50. “What makes you think it was an accident?”
51. “Sorry. You’re the first person I’ve spoken to in ten years.”
52. “I don’t suppose you’ve got a blowtorch around here?”
53. “I know you’re here. You may as well show yourself.”
54. “Get a job!”
55. “This isn’t going to be a typical best man speech.”
56. “According to this, you owe them eighty thousand dollars.”
57. “We thought at first that it was part of the performance.”
58. “It’s been a while since I’ve seen y’all in church.”
59. “I would break his thumbs right now if I could.”
60. “Why are you helping me?”
61. “That’s the worst reason I’ve ever heard to have a baby.”
62. “I didn’t even recognize you!”
63. “Is it worth breaking your vows over?”
64. “I told you not to read that.”
65. “Put the turkey down.”
66. “I didn’t ask to be abducted.”
67. “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.”
68. “Where did you learn how to do that?”
69. “Are you banned from all Taco Bells, or just that Taco Bell?”
70. “I thought you had him!”
71. “Humility is not one of my many virtues.”
72. “How can you stand living here?”
73. “She’s young, fertile, and from a good family. What more do you need to know?”
74. “Sometimes being a total geek pays off.”
75. “You don’t have the correct paperwork.”
76. “Careful not to break the—oh.”
77. “I wasn’t going to say anything, but yeah.”
78. “I’d love to help, but I want to keep all of my money in case I want to spend it on other things.”
79. “Well aren’t you the cutest little thing?”
80. “Why is that your password?”
81. “Please don’t use sarcasm. It confuses me.”
82. “After we lost you, things just weren’t the same.”
83. “If you were logical you would’ve killed me already.”
84. “Well, that could’ve gone better.”
85. “Sometimes I feel like she’s still at my side.”
86. “We’ve been waiting two hours.”
87. “Your services are no longer required.”
88. “I feel like we’ve met before…”
89. “Does he hit you?”
90. “Yes, it’s a questionable line of work, but I’m good at it.”
91. “She’s in the building.”
92. “Wow! It’s an honor to meet you.”
93. “You were in a crash. Can you tell me your name?”
94. “This used to be a great country, but people like you are destroying it.”
95. “I’m cured. I swear.”
96. “My chances of living to a ripe old age are unfortunately excellent.”
97. “Let’s face it, you don’t exactly blend in.”
98. “Forgive me if I’m misreading things, but do you want to make out?”
99. “The next time you shoot a guy, don’t do it on national television.”
100. “We’ll need to take a blood sample to be sure.”

Source: http://www.bryndonovan.com/2016/08/15/1 ... -and-more/
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Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:19 pm

“That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.”

The good doctor was standing beside the autopsy table, on something of a stool so that she had better reach. The assistant, on the other side, was just looking at her strange, eyes wide behind the protective glasses, mouth agape under the surgical mask. "If that's true, then he should be fired immediately! Who would even think of doing that with a cadaver... It's not just illegal, it's.. immoral.. and.. gross.. so.. so gross!"

The doctor looked up from the autopsy, after sewing the incision closed. "Do not get me wrong, it is vile, but you did ask a question about his departure from the practice. I am positive that the authorities will deal with it soon enough, as well." Setting the blade aside, she looked at it a moment longer. "Though something tells me that the authorities will be the least of his worries."

The assistant, blankly staring, removed his mask, as they began to wrap things up. "Why? Do you think the cad-.. the victim's family will get involved?"

Smiling, the doctor shrugged. "It is hard to say, but maybe."
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Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:15 pm

Jessup drew the short end of the stick when he took the job. After being laid off from the lumber yard, he desperately needed a job. What he found in the want ad section was a janitorial position in a grocery store. The paychecks were half of what he was used to but they made even going against the bills he had.

Due to his lack of seniority with the company, oftentimes his first and last tasks were to clean the bathrooms. He never minded the cleaning aspect of any job. So long as no one was in the bathroom, he was given permission to stick an earbud into his head and drown out the overplayed pop music.

Tonight was New Year's Eve, the clock tells everyone that there are fifteen minutes until the store closes and twenty for his shift to end. Jessup waited for a woman in the bathroom to vacate. If he hurried, he could get home with just enough time to watch the ball drop with a can of Coors Lite.

What he walked into, as the woman hurried out and rushed through the exit, was enough for him to say fuck the paycheck. Nothing could pay him enough to clean that. Nothing like that should have been possible with as high as the sinks are in those six stalled bathroom areas. Not to mention the atrocious odor that assaults his face like a punch. His head is thrown back over his shoulders, to savor the cleaner air.

Jessup sought out the manager on duty, his smock at the ready, crumpled and bleach blotted,

I can’t do this any more.


Out of that forsaken building that housed unspeakable - if not outright morbidly impressive - acts, Jessup places a hand on the hood of his car and loses the American chop suey he had for lunch. In the parking lot's light, the brown mess on the pavement revokes what he'll always remember nestled in that sink. That thing that was too solid at first to fit through the holes of the drain but around the sides, it thinned.

The worst part? He got a series of text messages from one of his coworkers the next day. They read:

don't even knw y she did it, j
gale took over 2 clean the bathroom
said u could def eat off of every toilet seat n the place
WTF Lol
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