Ab Antiquo

Mar 23, 2020

• Your boy did a METRIC FUCK TON of work on this bitch today. I am exhausted.
• Contact Page is live! YAY!
• And it has a more-or-less complete list of image credits! Well all the ones I could reasonably find. Steady on now.
• I also updated the contact blurb. Woop. It now has links to my Twitter, Youtube and Email. Wheee!
• Apocrypha Page is live! YAY YAY!
• All three two of Xed's scary-arse Atlantean swords (And Beatrice's one Atlantean sword) have entries on the Apocrypha page. Complete with audio blurbs. Because screw reading, I have a phobia of massive walls of text. Also I'm a showoff.
• Expect the Apocrypha page to get a LOT bigger.
• Updated Lannair's Xedimonial (again) after a mixdown cockup made Xed's voice loud as the hounds of Hell at the end. Woops.
• Added Amaya's Xedimonial!
• Removed Melanctha's Xedimonial!
• Changed Bea's and Rod's Xedimonial pics. Fuzzy nonsense is not acceptable in portraits. No.
• The Facts Page has been updated! YAY YAY YAY!
• Actually re-added "Times Slapped In Face." Looking into having a button there so you can add to it yourself. LOL.
• Xed's Tattoos are now listed in an orderly fashion. Woop.
• Fuck me, pirate boy has pets. Blimey.
• Oh yeah he has skills too! I know, I was amazed also. Just... let him have his nice things.
• Rumours that Xed's alignment has changed are completely unfounded. He's always been that way. What are you on about?
• Basic History has been updated.
• A lot of stuff, including references to being "re-turned" by Melanctha - including the ending / epilogue of "Afterlife" - are being retconned to match what's now known (by me only for the moment) about Xed's... er... body. Aye.
• There are now too many pages to accommodate with a simple, boring old link back to the homepage. Hello, smexy menu. Wheee!
• BEHIND THE SCENES, Xed's mum just had a name / face / body change. I'll explain later.

Enjoy!

Mar 17, 2020

• I am the proud owner (Renter?) Of my own domain and all it surveys. Welcome to voiceofempires.com! Don't worry the old link still works, which is good because i can't be buggered to update it everywhere it's been left. Fuck that. BUT no more pesky ads! YAY!
• HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS, LOOK AT ALL THE NEW XEDIMONIALS. JESUS FARKING CHRIST.
• Yes, the Nine have fucked off. Half of them have Xedimonials now anyway. Naff off.
• Updated Beatrice's and Lannair's Xedimonials. Whee!
• BEHIND THE SCENES, history is slowly taking shape. A lot of corrections, retcons and updates to match Xed's changing history.
• ALSO BEHIND THE SCENES, I'm adding image credits to the Contact page.

Feb 10, 2020

• Three new Xedimonials? Why not. Go listen.
• I'm NEARLY. DONE. With the first part of the pirate's bloody longwinded history. Send moar coffee. It helps.

Feb 4, 2020

• The layout's finally done! Look at all that
• The Faces Page now actually works!
• And it has Xedimonials! now you can hear the pirate's own thoughts on those closest to him. D'awww.
• The Facts page has finally been updated. RIP outdated balderdash. Welcome back, "Times Slapped In Face."
• Fuck me, there's gifs. Fancy that.
• I finally made a 'Coming Soon' placeholder. Yes, there are bits missing.
• I'm fully aware that the Back link hides under Wix's stupid bloody ad banner. It's still clickable. I'll fix it later. Murhhh.
• I'm also fully aware that EVERYTHING DISAPPEARED FROM THIS THREAD. CALM YOUR TITS. It's being rewritten and updated and made not-quite-as-wordy (long shot for me, yes.)

I don't know what this reply is for.

Here's a painting of Xed's long-lost cat, Bo'Sun.



RIP, you glorious furry sailor bold. The Dawn Rose isn't the same without you.

An Update has happened! Huzzah!

Moar updates. Hey?

You guessed it, more updates!

Fuckin' BUMP, you twats.

I AM WIPED OUT.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHANGES.
DO IT!
APPRECIATE MY INSANE INVESTMENT IN A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION or I will die from the lack of external validation.

Anyhoo... time for tea.