Wanted: Sire

[Brienne]

I can teach you everything you ever needed to know about being a smart and upstanding member of this society.

I seem to recall you made me throw up my lasagna after a discussion on Machiavelli and Nietzsche? And.... Even I can spot this trap.

(Dash can no longer respond as she is confused and frightened and trapped under a box with a whole lot of acorns.)

(Brienne goes to rescue her nuts.)

[Madadh]

This is my legacy.

[Alex Ayres]

[Brienne]

Wrong species. And I know my tail is fluffier.

[Alex Ayres]

Wrong species. And I know my tail is fluffier.

Her floofy tail brings all the boys to the yard...damn right, it's floofier than yours!

[Brienne]

I could teach you the fluff, but I would have to charge

[ophelia]

WANTED: Sire

A calm, quiet, shy squirrel Shifter halfway through her powers is seeking a Sire. Would prefer to hold interviews and learn more about the people of the City at the same time. Ideal Sire would be one who understands that names are earned, (not meant to be given away and revoked at the drop of a hat), someone not regularly seen in the Binding/Severance/Zeroing section of the paper, a teacher who understands that not every student learns the same way.

Please feel free to reply via PM here or message me on my mobile. I'm also a frequent attender of Mead Hall on Saturday nights.

So now that you've listed your seemingly strict yet weirdly vague guidelines on what you want, what then are you offering to this paragon of a sire? So far the only thing you've said is you're calm, quiet and a squirrel shifter though I'd add a few other things based on my own observations, it's important that you also give a general idea of yourself as well.