Join the CLA
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 10:34 pm
C.L.A.
Are you a cowboy/girl/gender-neutral? Do you like anarchy? Then I have the organization for you.
Join us at the Cowpokes Love Anarchy and find your people today!
The C.L.A. offers any and all HIGH-VALUE CITIZENS the opportunity to learn from the best to BECOME their best.
Once you're a bonafide member who has graduated from the three levels, you will become eligible for many great opportunities.
These include but are not limited to hootin', hollerin', rootin', and by god, tootin'.
Achieving full membership is simple and only requires a small amount of your donated coin and time.
At the first tier, you will be taught how to ride around on your very own hobby horse. (Hobby Horse must be purchased separately.)
Here you can perfect some of your best hootin' and hollerin' and only for the low-low price of 49,999 coins! Now that's what I call a value!
At the second tier, you will finally be allowed to dress the part.
Here you will receive only the best fashion advice for mud on your boots, straw between your teeth, and be taught the proper way to squint at the sun.
For the second tier, taught to you by our experts, you will only have to donate 79,999 coins! I can't make these prices any lower!
For the third and final level, you will learn all there is to train robbing and getting your 37 coins from the one, the only, Mrs. Naomi, herself!
Did you know that's enough coin to ride the trains SIX WHOLE TIMES?!
For this joyous and important final tier, I'm giving it away at only 129,999 coins. Uh oh! This is a stick-up and you're robbing me blind!
If this sounds like you, and we both know it does, why don't you yee-haw your way down to Unicorn and 99th. I'll race you there, partner!
Are you a cowboy/girl/gender-neutral? Do you like anarchy? Then I have the organization for you.
Join us at the Cowpokes Love Anarchy and find your people today!
The C.L.A. offers any and all HIGH-VALUE CITIZENS the opportunity to learn from the best to BECOME their best.
Once you're a bonafide member who has graduated from the three levels, you will become eligible for many great opportunities.
These include but are not limited to hootin', hollerin', rootin', and by god, tootin'.
Achieving full membership is simple and only requires a small amount of your donated coin and time.
At the first tier, you will be taught how to ride around on your very own hobby horse. (Hobby Horse must be purchased separately.)
Here you can perfect some of your best hootin' and hollerin' and only for the low-low price of 49,999 coins! Now that's what I call a value!
At the second tier, you will finally be allowed to dress the part.
Here you will receive only the best fashion advice for mud on your boots, straw between your teeth, and be taught the proper way to squint at the sun.
For the second tier, taught to you by our experts, you will only have to donate 79,999 coins! I can't make these prices any lower!
For the third and final level, you will learn all there is to train robbing and getting your 37 coins from the one, the only, Mrs. Naomi, herself!
Did you know that's enough coin to ride the trains SIX WHOLE TIMES?!
For this joyous and important final tier, I'm giving it away at only 129,999 coins. Uh oh! This is a stick-up and you're robbing me blind!
If this sounds like you, and we both know it does, why don't you yee-haw your way down to Unicorn and 99th. I'll race you there, partner!
