Creative Mind for Hire

For all your city-wide advertising needs, from events to classifieds, including clans, personals, yard sales, and anything else you'd like to advertise.
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Vex
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Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:04 pm
OOC: Lyssa
IGN: Vex
Lineage: de Draak

Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:40 pm

Do you lack creativity?

Do you want to purchase an auction participant, but draw a blank on what to do with him/her?

Have you been accused of being a boring purchaser?

FEAR NOT, MY VANILLA BEANS!

For the rock bottom price of 5,000 coins, I can ensure both you and your purchase have a raging good time. You will get 2 ideas custom suited to your needs and desires.

For 15,000 coins, I'll include an additional 2 ideas as well as suggest a participant for purchase in your price range.

Don't be accused of being a boring purchaser! Take full advantage of your purchase, your twisted desires, and your warped little fantasies, all with the peace of mind of being able to blame me for it all.

If you just want someone to blame, I'll take full credit for your depravity for 3,000 coins. Peace of mind guaranteed.

What you get:
  • The contents of your package
  • A numbered seal of authenticity to show you truly are not to blame
PM for requests. ;)


ETA: Updated for 2021 :D
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Rienhardt
Posts: 40
Joined: Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:51 am
IGN: Rienhardt

Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:49 am

Fuckin hustler :lol:
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Elisha
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Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:30 am
IGN: ElishaDraken

Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:58 am

lol.
You're the light, You're the night, You're the color of my blood, You're the cure,
You're the pain, You're the only thing I wanna touch.
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Vex
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Posts: 1200
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OOC: Lyssa
IGN: Vex
Lineage: de Draak

Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:42 am

This is still a thing.

Here are some reviews from satisfied customers:
There is something very wrong with you.
... Is that even possible?
Wow. Just wow. You're depraved.
Call today for your free consultation!
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Josephine
Posts: 693
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:49 pm
IGN: Josephine
Lineage: Cartigan
Graphic Artist: Assorted

Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:47 am

Vex, you are the silliest of geese.
~ Pulse's Eternity ~
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Joey
Posts: 43
Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:08 pm
OOC: Jer
IGN: Joey_Hannon

Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:05 pm

Why'm I very unsurprised that this is a thing that's happening?
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Ezra | Vex | Anders
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Vex
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IGN: Vex
Lineage: de Draak

Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:00 am

With the auctions around the corner, I'm going to remind everyone that this service is still available! And cheap! :D
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Julia
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Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:33 pm
IGN: Julia
Lineage: Pacherontis
Graphic Artist: Rhaeya

Sat Jan 02, 2021 12:05 am

You're hired.
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ooc note: If you have a problem with me, you can come to me privately, I won't be answering too any ooc. I will not be answering messages here, this accounts pw has been changed, and I won't have access to it
ophelia
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IGN: ophelia
Lineage: Lokason
Graphic Artist: Greyce

Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:21 pm

Vex wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:42 am
This is still a thing.

Here are some reviews from satisfied customers:
There is something very wrong with you.
This one is my fave review
Tell the wolves I am home
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AdaMaS
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Location: The Hellfire Club
IGN: AdaMaS
Lineage: Mahorela
Graphic Artist: Mandolin
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Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:44 am

A depraved mind is a beautiful thing. Thank you for your services, Vex.
Mahorela - Amandine - De Draak - Schiaraffa
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