Liander D'dary - Auction Advertisement
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:52 am
THE RAVENBLACK CITY AUCTIONS PRESENT
LIANDER D'DARY
LIANDER D'DARY
- Best Teacher - 2016 Ab Antiquo Awards
Teacher of the Year - 2016 Ravenblack Necropolis Awards
Most Wanted to Rise from D&B - 2016 Ravenblack Necropolis Awards
Shut Up Already - 2015 Ravenblack Necropolis Awards
Runner Up for Best Ass - 2015 Ravenblack Necropolis Awards
Runner Up for Best Physical Attribute (Nominated for "size") - 2014 Ravenblack Bite Awards
Notable Mention - Nine admirers in the Secret Admirer Dropbox
It's that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen - the smell of sex, loneliness, and desperation wafting through our streets as the auctions approach and a number of individuals offer their unique services for a paltry amount of coin. But why bother? The auctions of old are gone, replaced by unenthusiastic slaves and unimaginative owners. It has become a monotonous routine, slaves offering themselves up more out of habit and boredom and the pool of buyers slowly decreasing yearly until the event has become little more than a flimsy excuse to run an annual brothel.
That's where I come in. With every passing year, the auctions grow more selective. "I won't do this or that," the sensitive slaves cry. "I'm strictly here for X or Y, but don't you dare try Z." I'm having none of that. Do you want stipulations? Here are mine -
None. Let me repeat that: I do not have any stipulations. Your coin, your rules. I will not limit either of our experiences in any way. We're taking it old school, kids. Fuck your safe spaces, your hard lines, and your safe words.*
*Any and all activity at the Halls will be paid for by the buyer and not included in the initial cost of purchase.
But what can you expect? Well, that depends on your needs. You'll find I'm talented at a variety of services, such as...
THE BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE
With Valentine's Day right around the corner, it's understandable to feel left out or alone. Though the bidding begins in March, the spirit of that Hallmark holiday can certainly carry through to my service with you. With my sole attention focused on you, we can spend our time on casual dates at the fair, the zoo, a fireworks display, or even just dinner and a movie. In public you can have my affection to yourself. In private, I can cook for you, bring you flowers, provide massages after a long day, or even just hold you on the couch as we enjoy each other's company.
SEXUAL SERVICES
Whatever your needs, I am here for your pleasure and satisfaction. Is your partner not doing the trick? Whatever happens between us stays there. I have a measure of experience in the BDSM community, particularly as a Dominant, though I am not unfamiliar or unwilling to kneel as your Submissive. Got a kink you're ashamed to talk about? That's okay too - your coin, your rules. While some slaves you buy may put in a lackluster performance from boredom or hesitation, I guarantee to perform to the best of my ability for our time together.
ROLE-PLAY SERVICES
I'll let these speak for themselves.
WARRING SERVICES
Whether I'm more or less expensive than simply taking out a contract with The Void is up for debate, but if you want to buy me to have me wreck something - then by all means. I've participated in countless wars and skirmishes and proudly claim the name of the most competent warring group in the city, and those services can be at your disposal. What does this mean, exactly? In the most simplified explanation - you point, I shoot. I will not torpor and I will not stop until the task you have set me to is completed. Or do you want some training and insider tips from one of the "elite"? Having been voted Best Teacher for two different publications (and being nominated for it this year as well), I can dedicate our time together to shaping you into a functional, self-sufficient warrior.
Warring Resume
- Patchwork Alliance War - 2009
Chickenbroth War - 2013
Fairymont War - 2013
D'dary versus The Republic of Ravenblack - 2015
World War Ravenblack - 2016
Dueling Resume
- Andre - Loss
Dahlia - Victory
Daly - Multiple losses, multiple victories
Ezra - Loss
King Lestat - Victory
Koz - Loss
Sheyrena - Victory
Vex - Victory
Notable Mentions
- Turning Tournament Host - 2016
Minor League Dueling Tournament Host - 2016
REPORTING SERVICES
As the city's only full-time journalist, my expertise in this area will also be at the service of your whims. If it's a fluff piece or honest review of yourself, your friends or family, or your group, I promise to devote as much time to your piece as to any other I have done. Have something more diabolical in mind? I can spread disinformation as easily as the truth. Whether it's gossip or a straight-up verbal assault on someone you despise, you'll find I'm more than up to the task. As my ex-wife once put it -
Inu wrote:I was more referencing your tendency to verbally eviscerate figures of authority.
Always remember, kids... Lies + Slander = Liander.
DOMESTIC SERVICES
Do you need a nanny, a cook, or someone to just tidy up? I'm your man. I am methodical to obsessive-compulsive levels and will ensure your living area is pristine during our time together. When's the last time you were spoiled with breakfast in bed? As your slave, this is a service I will provide daily. Whether it's trimming hedges, plucking weeds, cleaning out old closets, or getting those annoying blood stains out of your white shirt, you will find that I am proficient at any domestic or mundane task you need to be performed.
REVIEWS
But don't take my word for it, just hear from these satisfied customers! (Further reviews incoming. Some customers were not available by time of publishing.)
Ezra wrote:10/10 dick. A+. Would recommend to friends. 0/10 boyfriend. Really mean.
Lilou wrote:You are... unexpected. Gentle. Patient. Chivalrous. And incredibly charming. You know how to make a woman feel special.
Wind wrote:5 stars. Will be ordering from here again.
AnnaMolly wrote:You like it rough, you like being in control but you enjoy a woman who knows what she wants and takes it. If I had to put a rating on it I would say... Seven or eight stars. He will... Get you where you need to be. Ten out of ten, would sleep with again.
Kiia wrote:You are loyal to your family and people closest to you. You're always challenging not only others but yourself, and despite your gruff exterior and behind that cunning wit, you can have a soft, sweet heart that radiates this desolate City.
Sheyrena wrote:Not the worst person.
KainsSon wrote:Well, in absolute honesty, you're one of those people that everyone hates to love or loves to hate. You're outspoken, passionate, and intelligent. You also have a knack for knowing just how to grab people's attention. Finalist for best ass last year. Enough said.
Soledad wrote:Intense, loyal, fierce. Not one to duck your head and hide away, always everpresent and to those you love or respect a silent strength, witty brattish delight, devil of a man. There's a tempered softness and vulnerability to you as well if one is so lucky as to spend enough time and gain the deeper connection required to allow it to be seen.
Dae wrote:Liander is a hard worker who always puts a 110% into any project he has here at Ab. I find working with him has helped me to grow, and he has a way of pushing for those around him to be better. He can be a bit abrasive, but nothing a few good spanks wouldn't fix.
And the question you've all been asking: how much time do you get with me? The standard for the auctions this year is one week, but I've setup a pricing guideline (one you'll notice a number of other slaves have taken to mimicking since) detailed below:
- 0 - 249,000 coins - One week
250,000 - 499,000 coins - Two weeks
500,000 coins or more - Three weeks
To bid on me, simply join the Auctions here. I look forward to our time together, whatever may come.
