Join the CLA

[Marlo]

C.L.A.

Are you a cowboy/girl/gender-neutral? Do you like anarchy? Then I have the organization for you.
Join us at the Cowpokes Love Anarchy and find your people today!

The C.L.A. offers any and all HIGH-VALUE CITIZENS the opportunity to learn from the best to BECOME their best.
Once you're a bonafide member who has graduated from the three levels, you will become eligible for many great opportunities.
These include but are not limited to hootin', hollerin', rootin', and by god, tootin'.

Achieving full membership is simple and only requires a small amount of your donated coin and time.

At the first tier, you will be taught how to ride around on your very own hobby horse. (Hobby Horse must be purchased separately.)
Here you can perfect some of your best hootin' and hollerin' and only for the low-low price of 49,999 coins! Now that's what I call a value!

At the second tier, you will finally be allowed to dress the part.
Here you will receive only the best fashion advice for mud on your boots, straw between your teeth, and be taught the proper way to squint at the sun.
For the second tier, taught to you by our experts, you will only have to donate 79,999 coins! I can't make these prices any lower!

For the third and final level, you will learn all there is to train robbing and getting your 37 coins from the one, the only, Mrs. Naomi, herself!
Did you know that's enough coin to ride the trains SIX WHOLE TIMES?!
For this joyous and important final tier, I'm giving it away at only 129,999 coins. Uh oh! This is a stick-up and you're robbing me blind!

If this sounds like you, and we both know it does, why don't you yee-haw your way down to Unicorn and 99th. I'll race you there, partner!

[Yawa]

I heard that Cowpokes Love Anarchy don't really love anarchy, and they're not even cowpokes. What do you say to these allegations?

[Marlo]

I assure you that our experts are working to solve this bad public perception as we speak!
Never stop rootin' or tootin', friend.

[Yawa]

, friend.

Stop friend-flirting with me, I like it.

[Rhet]

… i’m dyslexic and even i know that’s 7 train rides
37 ÷ 5 is 7

idiot.

[Marlo]

Our experts are hard at work to fix this tragic public perception of math!
Never stop rootin' or tootin'.

[AdaMaS]

All I got from this was it’s 37 coin for a train ride with Naomi.

[Marlo]

Well heck, partner! Come on down and learn from the best!

[CordaTacita]

Hell yes. Sign me up!

[Yawa]

All I got from this was it’s 37 coin for a train ride with Naomi.

I guess we're riding this train to the very last stop. It's okay, Naomi. With any luck and some more of that home-school y'allternative edumacation, you might one day manage to swipe 38 coins from the lemonade stand.

I believe in you, Naomi, wherever you are.