Join the CLA

[Sage Mooncast]

If I still the 37 coins from Naomi can I ride her instead of the train?

[Yawa]

Woof. Some people's childer.

[Marlo]

Hell yes. Sign me up!

Come on down to our offices and rodeo ring with coin in hand! (The C.L.A. does not accept alternative forms as coin, including, but not limited to: checks, money orders, favors, gift cards, or gift certificates.)

If I still the 37 coins from Naomi can I ride her instead of the train?

Now partner, I hate to be the one breakin' the news to you, but her body, her choice. I can't make no promises like that. (Note: the C.L.A. supports women's rights AND their wrongs.)

[Yawa]

If I pledge a milly to flush out the Cowpokes Like Anarchy's coffers, can I have full control of your sound system? I'm a really good DJ.

[Marlo]

Yee-haw! Orville Peck is exclusively played down at the Cowpokes Love Anarchy hoedown.
Bring your equipment and join in the largest Orville Peck costume contest this side of the city, partner!

(Note: Hoedown participants must complete all three tiers of initiation to become members and enjoy the full benefits which include, but are not limited to, hoedowns, wanted poster caricatures, line dancing, whiskey drinking, and farthest spittin' contest.)

[Yawa]

Sounds like a party.

Fine then.

[ZeroTolerance]

Will there be coordinated dip times for the provided chewing tobacco?

[CordaTacita]

It will stain ya teeth.

[Nicholas]

Yee-Haw.

[Sage Mooncast]

Fair point Marlo! Nice to see a man who respects women, ladies etc... is still around showing chivalry. well if you speak to her and she wants to giddy-up have her people call my people. YEE -HAW!!!