REAL ESTATE: Orgasmerilla's Warehouse

[The Reporter]

Located at Zinc and 80th now sits Orgasmerilla's Warehouse. This location is more than meets the eye at first glance, featuring an advanced security system and an "attack dog" - petters beware.

Congratulations to the owner, Gaz!

Off the beaten path sits a three-story stone edifice, surrounded by chain-link fencing. The grounds and surrounding landscape are ill-kept and overgrown. At first glance, the building appears abandoned, until one notices the upgraded security features and signs of new construction. Cameras follow one's movements all the way up the path from the front gate to the brand new reinforced steel doors in the front of the building, and all the way around the structure. A red light blinks from the latest hi-tech security panels, set into each door.

On the west side of the property, nestled near a modest parking lot is a set of bay doors with a sign inset into the wall next to them that reads the following:

• Intruder Beware!
  Attack Dog on Property!

Another sign below it reads:

• Silverfox Industries,
  Established 2005,
  Proprietor; Orgasmerilla D'dary Amandine

[Oberon]

Yay Gaz!

[Yawa]

Hot. I’m coming over.

[Solanea]

Congrats Gaz <3