Dearest Caedis

[Aralyn]

HAH. HAH. HAH.


Well actually you said 'why'd you suck it.' 'scuse the confusion.
Derp.
What is English, anyway?

[Pulse]

So you get how awkward it is you asking Seyda why her dick so salty right?

[Aralyn]

So you get how awkward it is you asking Seyda why her dick so salty right?

I can't even with this guy.
Whatever you say, sugar.

[Pulse]

So you get how awkward it is you asking Seyda why her dick so salty right?

I can't even with this guy.
Whatever you say, sugar.

Well, trying in the first place was where you likely went wrong, sweet cheeks. You are forgiven though.

[Sartori]

Suck my dick.

1000 coins say that Alex chap tells you how sexist that was, within 12 hours.

[Pulse]

Suck my dick.

1000 coins say that Alex chap tells you how sexist that was, within 12 hours.

I'll take that bet.

[Aralyn]

So you get how awkward it is you asking Seyda why her dick so salty right?

I can't even with this guy.
Whatever you say, sugar.

Well, trying in the first place was where you likely went wrong, sweet cheeks. You are forgiven though.

If nobody tries, nothing changes. Try to take Seyda's dick out of your own mouth, and see how much better of a person you can truly be! Who needs your forgiveness when we've got holy water, though?

[Daly]

Suck my dick.

1000 coins say that Alex chap tells you how sexist that was, within 12 hours.

Won't happen. I'll take that bet as well.

[Sartori]

Suck my dick.

1000 coins say that Alex chap tells you how sexist that was, within 12 hours.

I've recently been informed that the Alex chap is so far up Seyda he "might as well be nuggets of shit squirming around in her colon" and as such, is about as likely to call her out on some slight as Daly is likely to suck said nuggets from Seyda's arse.

As such, Sartori Betting Co will accept no further bets.

[Pulse]

I can't even with this guy.
Whatever you say, sugar.

Well, trying in the first place was where you likely went wrong, sweet cheeks. You are forgiven though.

If nobody tries, nothing changes. Try to take Seyda's dick out of your own mouth, and see how much better of a person you can truly be! Who needs your forgiveness when we've got holy water, though?

Look. Don't confuse the two of us. You are the one going around sucking random dick and complaining about saltiness.