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KainsSon
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Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:42 am
OOC: Brandon
IGN: Kains Son
Graphic Artist: Dawn/Dani

Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:58 pm

In a city of monsters and demons, one question bogs those that have nothing to look forward to but eternity: How to show that special someone you really care.

This Valentine's Day, find the answer to that very question with a special promotion, our Cupid's Arrow sale.

From now until the 14th, get 20% off all single hit contracts. As a further bonus, for a price of a standard contract, you will receive a complimentary singing telegram service where yours truly will serenade your Beau with a custom message of your choosing.

Eternity can be so cold. Why not warm up the ones you love?

Terms and conditions apply. Not to be combined with any other offers. All services are provided as is and are subject to no refunds or exchanges.
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Joy
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Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:33 pm
OOC: Katie
IGN: Joy
Lineage: de Draak

Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:20 pm

KainsSon wrote:
Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:58 pm
In a city of monsters and demons, one question bogs those that have nothing to look forward to but eternity: How to show that special someone you really care.

This Valentine's Day, find the answer to that very question with a special promotion, our Cupid's Arrow sale.

From now until the 14th, get 20% off all single hit contracts. As a further bonus, for a price of a standard contract, you will receive a complimentary singing telegram service where yours truly will serenade your Beau with a custom message of your choosing.

Eternity can be so cold. Why not warm up the ones you love?

Terms and conditions apply. Not to be combined with any other offers. All services are provided as is and are subject to no refunds or exchanges.
If someone that loves me spends our money getting me wet and there is broken glass involved it better be because we've finally tried to put jars of bees in each other's butts. Sploosh. Just an idea...DO YOU HEAR ME SACRI?!?!

Also, I'm not paying Kinky Kains to do a job that only I could do. I don't need someone else to spend their payload all over my best gal. Nice try Kinky Kains, nice try.
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